By the way, Kylie's new tour again features choreography by Rafael Bonachela: Corset's not true
By Lisa O'Carroll and Michael Robson for The Guardian
It qualifies as possibly the daftest story of the year so far but, as we all know, one should never let the facts get in the way of a good story.
And let's face it, nobody was hurt. But at what point did Fleet Street hacks lose their collective marbles and fail to question reports that Kylie Minogue had a waist the size of a swollen ankle? click for more