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 Post subject: Sig for Salzberg
PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 11:26 am 
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This probably isn't as funny to you as the writer thought it was, but a friend had proposed it as a sig and I thought of thee:

(Should be) Part of the Backstage handbook:

If it moves and it shouldn't, use gaff (duct) tape. If it bleeds light and it shouldn't, use black gaff tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it doesn't bleed light and it should, paint it white or cut holes in it.

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I would like to take this opportunity to share with you that my kitchen curtains are "hemmed" with gaff tape.

What can I say, I needed it done quickly!....get a roll of tape out or drag a machine out. Poof! Done!

'Course it was a temporary fix 10 years ago....


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"...my kitchen curtains are "hemmed" with gaff tape. "

I can see the scene now: Babslight at the Pearly Gates and an otherwise blameless life.....nevertheless, despatched to Hades and all because of those darn kitchen curtains.


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PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2005 12:59 pm 
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BabsLights wrote:
I would like to take this opportunity to share with you that my kitchen curtains are "hemmed" with gaff tape.


Uh...whose aren't?


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