Frankly I think the display of unauthorised mannequins could undermine the very fabric of society as we know it. In a similar vein, one of the greatest problems we face in the UK is banana theft: Stolen banana trial costs £20,000
Friday August 20, 2004
A man who ate a stolen banana appears to have made a monkey out of the Crown Prosecution Service after it emerged that his trial cost the taxpayer an estimated £20,000. The government's crime adviser yesterday described the case as an example of common sense going "out the window".
Paul Fletcher, of Gateshead, admitted eating the stolen banana when he was arrested during a night out. click for more