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Author:  Andre Yew [ Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:06 pm ]
Post subject:  My dreadful career as a street performer

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Mime Is Money
Emily Yoffe, Slate

As I put the final touches on my makeup for my debut as a Washington, D.C., street performer, the loving words of my husband echoed in my head: "You look like Bette Davis in What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" He had a point. The combination of pigtails, crow's-feet, and rouged cheeks was so disturbing that I wondered if I could actually go through with standing on a downtown corner and doing my act. I desperately wanted a combination of Xanax for my anxiety and Zantac for my stomach acid. Now, there was drug I could use: Xanzan—the pill for the talentless street performer.
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Author:  Azlan [ Sun Nov 02, 2003 12:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My dreadful career as a street performer

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I desperately wanted a combination of Xanax for my anxiety and Zantac for my stomach acid. Now, there was drug I could use: Xanzan—the pill for the talentless street performer.
Oh dear... And with the enhanced version of Xanzan, you can water to the pill and apply it to your face as sunblock: Xanzan with SPF15. ;)

I wonder if you need a much thicker skin as a street performer?

<small>[ 02 November 2003, 01:38 AM: Message edited by: Azlan ]</small>

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