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 Post subject: The GOOD, The BAD, and The UGLY.......
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2001 1:57 pm 
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Life is often a matter of perspective and here are some if you are a dancer......<P>The Good: You got a part in Giselle!!<BR>The Bad: You don't get to dance.<BR>The Ugly: You are the tombstone.<P>..........<P>The Good: You have the lead in Sleeping Beauty!!!<BR>The Bad: You fall asleep for 100 years.<BR>The Ugly: The Prince refuses to wake you with a kiss.<P>.........<P>The Good: Your new partner is great!!<BR>The Bad: There's a glob on the end of his nose.<BR>The Ugly: It's your contact lens.


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 Post subject: Re: The GOOD, The BAD, and The UGLY.......
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2001 2:49 pm 
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lol those ar great basheva! how do you think of these things?<BR>-Zoe Image


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 Post subject: Re: The GOOD, The BAD, and The UGLY.......
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2001 4:23 pm 
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Zoe - it's easy - some of those are my life's experiences........


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2001 4:36 pm 
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Oh, I can relate to the contact lens. Luckily I had one of mine land in my hair instead of on someone else... :P


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2001 5:18 pm 
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Zoe is wondering about my mental processes - imagine that......


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2001 7:13 pm 
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lol Basheva... don't worry, I consider my relationships with everyone sometime or another!! Image<BR>


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 Post subject: Re: The GOOD, The BAD, and The UGLY.......
PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2001 11:49 am 
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More......<P>The Good: Your teacher said to have patience, your extensions will get better in time.<BR>The Bad: Your teacher was right - it took time.<BR>The Ugly: You are 88 yrs. old.<P>..........<P>The Good: You are on your way to an audition.<BR>The Bad: You're late, but it's ok<BR>The Ugly: They already told you not to bother.<P>.........<P>The Good: Your signing your contract renewal!!!<BR>The Bad: It seems too easy - there's only one copy.<BR>The Ugly: There's no office copy.


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 Post subject: Re: The GOOD, The BAD, and The UGLY.......
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ok - a couple more.......<P>The Good: There a great new Artistic Director!!<BR>The Bad: He's shaking his head in disappointment.<BR>The Ugly: You're the only one in the room.<P><BR>The Good: Your company is doing Don Quixote Pas de Deux<BR>The Bad: There's a "D" "Q" besides your name on the rehearsal board.<BR>The Ugly: It means Dumb Question<P><BR>The Good: Some people start to warm up by plies.<BR>The Bad: Some people start to warm up by rond de jambe.<BR>The Ugly: I start to warm up by Thursday.<P>Time for me to go get a cookie........<BR>


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 Post subject: Re: The GOOD, The BAD, and The UGLY.......
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Basheva, I can relate to that last one, and the part about the cookie too....


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in honor of a friend of mine:<P>The Good: You finally got your big break.<BR>The Bad: It was even a solo!<BR>The Ugly: The whole chair lift gasped.


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Ari - LOL - thanks for joining in .......


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this is infinitely more fun than economics, let me tell you.<P>The Good: Your teacher said your port des bras have (has?) gotten much more lyrical the past few weeks.<BR>The Bad: You broke your arm a while ago.<BR>The Ugly: It's still in a cast.<P>The Good: You've finally got a pirouette you can count on.<BR>The Bad: You can only count to one.<BR>The Ugly: As in, "one day, I won't fall on my bottom halfway around..."<P>


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 Post subject: Re: The GOOD, The BAD, and The UGLY.......
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That's why I am here, Ari - to take your mind off of economics LOL.<P><BR>The Good: There's a beautiful new dancer in class.<BR>The Bad: She's much better than me.<BR>The Ugly: I have shoes older than she is.


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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><I>The Good: There a great new Artistic Director!!<BR>The Bad: He's shaking his head in disappointment.<BR>The Ugly: You're the only one in the room.</I><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>The Better: (S)he's already <B>gone</B>!

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Lol Salzberg - that's also called LUCKY!


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