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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten: things a ballerina would never say
PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2000 1:40 pm 
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I would like my #4 meal super~sized, please.<P>You need to fold that sock in your dance~belt better. It's all lumpy. <P>Please can't we keep rehearsing for a few more hours? I have nothing scheduled for the rest of the day, and the end of La Sonnambula is my _favourite_ part. <P>I didn't do the pirouette because <I>I don't feel like it!</I><P>I would prefer double saut de basque at the end of my variation. <P>Do you have this in a larger size? <P>Well, I don't really mind the black costume, but I think white unitards are SO much more flattering. <P>------------------<BR>~Intuviel~<BR><A HREF="http://www.freetown.com/Uptown/HaightAshbury/1055/ballet.html" TARGET=_blank>Balletica</A><BR>

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten: things a ballerina would never say
PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2000 2:31 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten: things a ballerina would never say
PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2000 4:56 pm 
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Oh - about that lumpy sock in your dance belt?......maybe it would look better in the front rather than the back........(sorry couldn't resist).<P>I will not append my "signature" to this post........


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<BIG><BIG><BIG>WHITE</BIG></BIG></BIG> <B>unitards</B> - LOL! thanks intuviel, for reminding us of a dancer's horror! Image

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten: things a ballerina would never say
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"Of course, I don't mind your calling unscheduled rehearsals. It was never my intention to see Europe during this tour."<P>"No, go ahead, squeeze in right there, yeah,that's it, two inches from me. I wasn't planning to do my barre full out anyway."<P>"A bathroom break? No, we women never need time out during a 5-hour rehearsal. The important thing is to GET IT RIGHT."<P>"Does anyone have an extra Depends?"<P><BR>


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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten: things a ballerina would never say
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Hello all! I have a favour to ask Image<BR>I'd like to publish all these funny thought on my homepage... if you agree of course... it will be like a little game, and I will propose to the visitors to post their own. <P>waiting for an answer ! Image<BR>kissss

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