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 Post subject: http://www.celebmatch.com/
PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:23 pm 
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Want to find out which celebrity you're most compatible with? Go to http://www.celebmatch.com.

It's based on sound scientific principles, I'm sure, because my most compatible celebrity is Steven Seagal. (Kill me now...)


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:45 pm 
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Mine says I am most compatible with Tori Amos and Lucy Lawless, both tied in first place...


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:53 pm 
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And they're so much alike!

I checked "female" and got Carrie Fisher.

<small>[ 12 February 2004, 06:58 PM: Message edited by: djb ]</small>


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 Post subject: Re: http://www.celebmatch.com/
PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 8:20 pm 
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For male, I got Russell Crowe but Michael Jackson is only two percentage points behind...

For those of you more down to earth who just want to affirm your relationships with those presently in your life (or to confirm your suspicions...), there's this web site:

http://www.biolovematch.com

Interestingly, I scored 50% at best with some ex's but scored a high 99% with my current partner.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:50 am 
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The rest of my list made up for Steven Seagal: James Woods, William H. Macy, Freddie Mercury(whaa...?), and Timothy Dalton.

My highest score in the non-celebrity search resulted from searching for (surprise, surprise!) my own birthday.

I like this biorhythms business...it's even more absurd than astrology!


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 1:20 pm 
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Yikes I got Jeff Goldblum with Kevin Nealon in second place.

Stop laughing Azlan!


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 1:22 pm 
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Snicker!


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 Post subject: Re: http://www.celebmatch.com/
PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 4:36 pm 
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I'm not laughing. But that's because I'm still in a stupor in the aftermath of SFB's "Forty, um I mean, Four Seasons."

I guess no one else dares to try the celebmatch?

<small>[ 14 February 2004, 11:54 AM: Message edited by: Azlan ]</small>


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 Post subject: Re: http://www.celebmatch.com/
PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 9:45 pm 
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She’s no longer with us, yet this angel can be found on Celebrity Match! Yet, another enduring testimony to the mark she left on this blue sphere we call earth! I have it on good authority, the instant this former ballerina/actress/singer/dancer said good-bye, her wings were custom-made. No off-the-rack for this angel! What am I writing? She probably had them on all along. We being but mere humans couldn’t see them. Audrey Hepburn was and is an angel.

By the way, I don’t care if Audrey couldn’t hit the high notes. Her heart could overcome anything. It’s a shame they only used 10% of her singing in My Fair Lady. According to the Barry Paris biography of Audrey, “I Could Have Danced All Night” was 100% Marni Nixon. If you could pick one song to squeeze in the entire life of Audrey Hepburn it was that song.

The day Audrey left (January 20, 1993) is the day good taste on this earth came to an end. The day Audrey left was inauguration day for President Bill Clinton. The day Audrey left, Jerry Springer and Pamela Anderson were boob-tubing their way to celebrity. Somehow I can’t envision Audrey Hepburn living in a world gone mad for silicone gel bosoms, Howard Stern, and the Spice Girls. It would be just too much for her. The only thing preventing this blue sphere from imploding from poor taste is CriticalDance!

Late in the evening I tend to become a tad adventurous, so I decided to input my birth date as an afterlife match for Audrey Hepburn (July 15th, 1962) and the computer crunched a very interesting number: 69! :D MMMMmmmmmmmm! Audrey and I match up 99% emotionally, 85% physically, and only 23% intellectually. Oh well, so we won’t be talking much in …. I have to be careful; I have a feeling Audrey will be very high up in the National Ballet of Heaven! Click below for proof the heavens mix forever more for Audrey and me:

http://www.celebmatch.com/showcelebrity_categoryid-636.php

Click here for my favorite picture of Audrey Hepburn (Click on Pre-stardom and browse down to the 2nd last row, pic 8:

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Studio/4290/index.html

Check out those pointe shoes!

* Of course, Audrey could never make it in today’s world of celebrity: No breast implants, no nipple rings, no drug rehab, no court dates, no…well I think you get the idea.

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They just don't wear practice clothes like that anymore, do they? Picture 8 of Row 3 is unusual -- it's the only one I've seen of Audrey Hepburn with long hair (unless it was put up).


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Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! I hope you find your celebrity match!


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After all my gooey Valentine prose for Audrey Hepburn, I thought the least she could do is visit me in a very sweet dream but alas no dream for me! Where is the fairness in this universe? Cupid, cupid where art though? I’ve painted a bull’s-eye on my tutu and I’m ready to be hit smack dab with your arrow of luv! :)

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