Darling, it was ghastly
Another summer, another round of excruciating social engagements. How on earth will you cope? Jessica Brinton for The Sunday Times guides you through the pitfalls of the parties from hell.
Where: An idyllic 16th-century village in the shires.
Why: Your very insecure 38-year-old cousin is — finally — getting married, a big relief for everyone concerned.
What to wear: Something superglam, in her honour.
What you actually wear: Your standard wedding look — dress by Ghost, heels from Office, straw hat. Why change what’s not broken?
How to dance: With abandon, especially to The Chicken Song. click for more