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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2001 9:01 am 
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Three best friends died and went to heaven. When St. Peter met them at the Pearly Gates he said "Whatever you do, do not step on the DUCKS, as they are sacred to God and the punishment is harsh". So the three men ventured though the Pearly gates and the first man stepped on a duck. St. Peter was there immediatly with his punishment. He was chained to the most ugly woman for all eternity. The second man laughed at his friends fate and tripped and stepped on a duck as well. So again St. Peter found the ugliest woman in heaven and chained her to him for all eternity. So by now the third man was totally paranoid and was so very careful. After a few weeks of success St. Peter appears and chains him to the most BEAUTIFUL woman in heaven. He said "what did I do to deserve this honor"? She replied, "I do not know, but I stepped on a DUCK"! Sorry, I could not resist!<p>[This message has been edited by ap's mom (edited May 11, 2001).]

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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2001 1:36 pm 
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LOLOL Ap's Mom....LOL<P>the good news is that ugly women get to heaven, so I have a chance after all...


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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2001 6:03 pm 
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Image i have a huge suspicion that i am the youngest person here.


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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2001 7:11 pm 
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Pearl, there are several 13 yrs. old who are members of this board.


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Hello! Did someone call me? LOL Image

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2001 1:16 am 
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really? hi, anastasia


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