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 Post subject: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2001 6:07 pm 
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Mmm... err... well, the story explains itself:<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><B>Swan Lake From Hell</B><P>OSLO, Norway (Reuters) - A Norwegian swan named Oscar, famous for his short temper, attacked an elderly woman, biting her bottom, dragging her into a lake and ducking her twice before letting go.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P><A HREF="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010508/od/swan_dc_1.html" TARGET=_blank><B>More</B></A>


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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2001 6:32 pm 
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Maybe it was Von Rothbart in disguise.


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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2001 5:19 am 
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Perhaps it was Zeus and he mistook her for Ledo! <P>Never underestimate a swan in lust.


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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2001 5:21 am 
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Or maybe she did not tip the ballet parking.


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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2001 5:43 am 
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Maybe he was just goosing her....<P>oh sorry..couldn't resist.


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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:03 am 
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Oh no here we go again !!!


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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:28 am 
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We just keep moving this form of humor from thread to thread.....<P>it's sort of like a pun-ishment.


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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:42 pm 
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Now that is bad Basheva - I can feel the groan right down in the bottom of my rib cage. I think it is time for you to go in your corner again. Stuart you need to come in and moderate this moderator - call for the humour police now!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2001 3:20 pm 
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Basheva, if you're going to make jokes like that, at least warn us so we can duck.

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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2001 3:29 pm 
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BASHEVA <--------bad, bad girl. TWAP!!!<P>However, you couldn't resist taking a gander at my what I had to say could you? <P><BR>HA HA


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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:18 pm 
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I've been trying to quietly change the nature of this and the other threads by staying out of them but I see it's not working. So much for leading by example...


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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2001 9:25 pm 
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Criticaldance Police here. Well Joanne we've had our usual team of lawyers examining these topics, but to date they have not come up with a rationale for censoring these posts, despite their disturbing nature.<P>However, your description of the resulting lower rib cage medical condition could mean that we include a 'Health Warning' in the forum preamble.<P>Ever vigilant<P>Stuart


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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2001 5:24 am 
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I don't see what your problem is, folks, I think things are going along swimmingly....


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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2001 6:29 am 
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O.k. I'll say it. You quack me up.


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 Post subject: Re: Swan Lake from Hell
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2001 6:42 am 
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Maggie - I think is all downy hill from here....<P>if it walks like a duck<BR>quacks like a duck<BR>looks like a duck,<P><BR>it must be another ornithological thread from Maggie....


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