"There are few things in the world as confusing as contemporary dance. All right! There are lots of things in the world that are a lot more confusing than contemporary dance, the popularity of celebrity chefs for one, but there is certainly a great deal in this haggard, creaky profession that confuses the brightest of minds and stumps the greatest of thinkers!
So here we present for you the ultimate pocket guide to contemporary dance to impress your friends with and dazzle your nearest and dearest at those horrendous dinner parties." http://www.article19.co.uk/comedy-idiotguide.php