A funny piece in The Observer. Could it be adapted for dancers?

It's OK, Naomi, my guide to modelling will set you straight
By Victoria Coren for The Observer

A poignant note was struck during Naomi Campbell's interview with Michael Parkinson last night. Quizzed by the iguana-faced legend about her reputation, Naomi confessed: 'I'm not a saint, I'm a human being. I've made so many mistakes. There's not a handbook on being a model.'
There's not? What a bizarre gap in the market. I have just taken a three-minute surf on Amazon and discovered handbooks on How To Read Egyptian Hieroglyphics, How To Make Beaded Creatures, How To Behave Well So Your Horse Will Too and How To Pass The Police Initial Recruitment Test. ('Smile, stand straight and keep quiet about the fraud conviction'?).

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