|Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay
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|Author:||Andre Yew [ Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:23 pm ]|
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Some of us amateur dance reviewers could probably pick up a thing or two from this:
Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria
|Author:||Stuart Sweeney [ Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:51 pm ]|
Very nice, but this one's rather good IMHO:
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
Russell Beland, Springfield
|Author:||djb [ Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:57 am ]|
I like the ones that show no imagination whatsoever, such as:
"Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center."
"He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree."
"John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."
|Author:||djb [ Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:14 am ]|
Take a look at some of the other pages:
"Deep Thoughts" is great.
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