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Author:  Andre Yew [ Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:23 pm ]
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Some of us amateur dance reviewers could probably pick up a thing or two from this:

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Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
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The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria

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Author:  Stuart Sweeney [ Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:51 pm ]
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Very nice, but this one's rather good IMHO:

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
Russell Beland, Springfield

Author:  djb [ Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:57 am ]
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I like the ones that show no imagination whatsoever, such as:

"Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center."

"He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree."

"John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."

Author:  djb [ Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:14 am ]
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Take a look at some of the other pages:

http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/language/

"Deep Thoughts" is great.

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